I am a confused wibbly gendered mess, please talk to me
You have a nice butt
I love you
Regan is a cutie

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

spectacledotter:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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this guy is playing skyrim correctly

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stufflikehearts:

fandoms—assemble:

so i was reading the comments on the orlando bloom/ justin bieber video and i came across this gem

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i am crYING

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What/who do you associate with me?

I’m curious. What are the, say, top 5 things you associate with me?

Can be a tumblr user, a book, movie, character, actor etc.

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thrillingtales:

espurrfecto:

A selection of some of Phoebe’s better drawings. Not her best work, but probably of year 13 folio standard.

Seeing as I drew most of these without a photo and was given descriptions like “purple circle with a tongue”, I maintain I did brilliantly.

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pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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ifiwakeinthemorning:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

I knew American sizes were bigger but wtf???

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mpreg-tony:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

I thought they were baby doll arms too.

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everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

overtheadriatic:

sadisticbrit:

peter capaldi is a blessing on this world

Oh god I was so worried about this too

The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.

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Everyone has six names.

  1. Your real name:
    melissa
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    yellow lemur
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    ann craigleith
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): 
    whian
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    blue mouse
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): 
    black jasper

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